Neon Indian “Polish Girl”

I’m so happy she didn’t say that in public

Chloe: Let’s be Chinese people.

Ben: How do you do that.

Chloe: You need to give people food.

You know how I know this guy is a douche bag? (Taken with instagram)

You know how I know this guy is a douche bag? (Taken with instagram)

big pimpin era Jay-Z woulda got ‘yonce pregnant then bounced.

tumblrgangsta:

that nigga old and soft now. he prolly gon stick around and help raise the kid n shit. thats a goddamn shame. i used to respect that nigga, borderline yes homo kind of respect cuz. this is a sad day for thugs

That’s real.

(via tumblrgangsta-deactivated201111)

Tags: jay-z beyonce

I’m not one of those “censor everything, and act like my daughter will not have boobs some day” Moms; however, SUPER GIRL’S TITIES ARE HUGE! It was on the toy aisle, so I know it’s not geared toward adults. It might be just a tad inappropriate. This is coming from a Mom that says “Girls Gone Wild!” every time her daughter runs around without her shirt on, so you probably can’t take my concern too seriously.

I’m not one of those “censor everything, and act like my daughter will not have boobs some day” Moms; however, SUPER GIRL’S TITIES ARE HUGE! It was on the toy aisle, so I know it’s not geared toward adults. It might be just a tad inappropriate. This is coming from a Mom that says “Girls Gone Wild!” every time her daughter runs around without her shirt on, so you probably can’t take my concern too seriously.

Baby Fever

My sister and I outside looking at the stars

Sister: Shooting Star!

Me: Did you know that every time you see a shooting star a teen star loses her virginity?

Sister: NO, SELENA GOMEZ, NO!

She should have said Brenda Song.

Gang Gang Dance - Mindkila

My favorite music publications and message boards have been blowing up Gang Gang Dance lately. I keep thinking where was this when I used to do drugs?

I can’t believe Carrie Bradshaw’s kid has a camel toe.

Obama’s Birth Certificate is so Suspicious

Now can we start asking more important questions? Like who did he have his first wet dream about? When did he lose his virginity? Are those ears real or fake? The people need to know.