Chloe: Let’s be Chinese people.
Ben: How do you do that.
Chloe: You need to give people food.
that nigga old and soft now. he prolly gon stick around and help raise the kid n shit. thats a goddamn shame. i used to respect that nigga, borderline yes homo kind of respect cuz. this is a sad day for thugs
My sister and I outside looking at the stars
Sister: Shooting Star!
Me: Did you know that every time you see a shooting star a teen star loses her virginity?
Sister: NO, SELENA GOMEZ, NO!
She should have said Brenda Song.
My favorite music publications and message boards have been blowing up Gang Gang Dance lately. I keep thinking where was this when I used to do drugs?
I can’t believe Carrie Bradshaw’s kid has a camel toe.
Now can we start asking more important questions? Like who did he have his first wet dream about? When did he lose his virginity? Are those ears real or fake? The people need to know.